Lustitania

Facebook just made me type in the word, "Lustitania" before it would let me publish a comment. I just wanted you guys to enjoy the word "Lustitania" with me. Oh, and also, I'm officially a PhD candidate now. Can I have some money? Really? Last week I was named "emerging leader of the year". Does that count for any money? Bullshit. Wanna buy a plaque?