My four-year old daughter was watching Emeril cook something on the Food Network while I worked on my laptop. It had been completely silent in the room for at least 5 minutes. Out of the silence came this conversation:
"Daddy?"
"Yeah Honey?"
"Can Santa see my pee-pee?"
Apparently she's reading The Onion already.
(http://store.theonion.com/holiday-card-set-ho-ho-ho-i-saw-you-masturbating-p-148.html)
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And how did you respond?
I told her that he could if he wanted to, but Santa wasn't into that sort of thing...or something like that.
That's pretty good. I would have said something like "only if your pee pee has been naughty or nice."
I was going to ask what you replied to her. That's a good answer!
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