Why are there still people that are nearsighted or farsighted? The fact that bad vision still exists leads me to two possible conclusions:
1. Evolution is a bunch of bullshit and mankind must have been created by an all-powerful being who just didn't care that much about everyone being able to see all that well; or
2. Mankind fucked up the natural progression of evolution.
I am kinda leaning towards #2 - partly because it dovetails nicely with my long-held theory that mankind, in an effort to fix a problem that it faces, will someday accidentally destroy all life on this planet.
If evolution was allowed to run its natural course, the hereditary trait of impaired vision should have been bred out of the species centuries ago. What cavewoman would want to fuck a caveman that couldn't see well enough to bring back a brontasaurus burger? But no, somewhere along the way human emotion got involved and thwarted the natural order of evolution.
What I'm really trying to say here is that the pity fuck has changed the course of mankind. The caveman can't see well enough to bash a woman over the head with his club and then fuck her, but the cavewoman ends up feeling sorry for him and lets him drag her away by the hair anyway. This has been repeated throughout history and is probably the reason for all of the remaining flaws that exist in mankind.
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Quit knocking the pity fuck. It's all some of us have.
"I couldn't be happier that we suck at evolution" - says a guy with diabetes who's been the lucky recipient of many pity fucks.
So are you saying that we women should never succumb to a pity fuck? How would most men get laid? I am not disagreeing that we are bound to kill the planet, but that is all some men have!
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