Hi. Thanks for all the questions. Here are the top three:
Q: Are you still a really, really fat guy?
A: No. I am no longer fat at all. Thanks for asking.
Q: A long time ago I declined an offer from you for sex. I declined mostly because you were so fat. I'd now like to reconsider. Will you have sex with me now?
A: Probably...
Q: Why don't you provide labels for your post?
A: Mostly because I don't care if people read it or not.
6 comments:
Christ, why didn't somebody tell me that Josh had a tapeworm? We could have started a pledge drive or something to raise money to have that shit cleaned out.
You look like a jerk in that picture.
There, I fixed it so that I don't look like so much of a jerk.
Much Better!
HOLY CRAP! Is that you?
Yes, you may come over for sex beginning at 7 CST
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